I am now on Twitter, by the way...

Apparently, the publicist at my publisher tells me that's how you sell books these days.

Now the only problem is I suddenly find I have nothing interesting to say ("Now you tell us," I hear you say).

I am to be found at twitter@themichaelbooth ('cos, a) some scum-sucker stole my name, apparently and' b) I have an ego the size of Wyoming).